Team Fantastic Quotes:
Ben on Dida’s nosebleeds:
“Maybe you’re getting your period out of your nose.”
Ben halfway to the top of the Devil’s Marbles posing naked with his “female vagina” (Ben, a vagina is a female thing in the first place, man...)
“What am I doing up here?”
Eirik sitting on a rock down below:
“You’re being weird again, man.”
Eirik on Steinar wanting to tie Chris Martin to a tree and fuck him so hard up the ass with a stick it comes out of his mouth:
“It still sounds awfully sexual, man...”
Ben on Navman: “It’s so clever!”
Ben hot and sticky in his swag in Kununurra:
“I’m sleeping naked and I don’t care if anyone sees my penis. “
Eirik to Xenon on being accused of looking at Xen's cards during poker:
“Sorry, dude, I’m not looking at you 'cause you’re actually not all that interesting.”
Ben trying to find a better expression for ‘big dick’ in a conversation on Russell’s (Wycliff Well) penis:
“He’s got a massive DOODLE.” (Still sounds like you’re talking about poo, Ben.)
Steinar to Xenon on the Darwin sculling-contest where he kept yelling at this guy that he was an irish cunt:
“ I reckon you scared a lot of people.” (So do I, man, but it was funny as hell!)
Xenon to Eirik on speaking Australian (during poker):
“Hey man, you’re the one that learnt overseas that they don’t speak better Australian anywhere than here.”
Xenon on Ben’s amazement of seeing rainbows next to the car while driving through a big puddle of water:
(Ben: Wow! A rainbow next to the car! How did that get there?”)
Xenon: “Sometimes you gotta wonder...”
Ben: “I’m a real fool.”
Dida: “Why is that, Ben?”
Ben: “ Oh, I don’t know. Because I ate a subway, an ice cream and a milkshake.”
